I’m not the biggest Madonna fan in the world, but I accept her place in our society and appreciate it for what it is. This dude thinks he knows the top 10 Madonna songs, but he’s just wrong. I can live with “Crazy for You,” but is it really one of her best? And “Words”? And “Ray of Light” is her best song? Come on.
The 10 best Madonna songs are:
10. Human Nature. I loved this song until the crackhead who lived below me cranked it full blast on a loop for literally days on end. Which wasn’t as bad as when he left his phone on speaker, off the hook, so at 3AM we’d hear that three-tone beep and then the lovely old lady saying, “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up . . .” If I had to pick another slow song of hers, I’d have to go with her duet with Prince, Love Song.
9. Get Into the Groove. I have nothing snarky to say about this song. It’s just real damn good.
Get Into the Groove-Sonic Youth
8. Papa Don’t Preach. Just because the lyrics are so damn silly.
7. Music. Ali G!
6. Express Yourself.
5. Holiday. This was a close call against Borderline. I liked how in the video she’s so rebel, spraypainting and shit.
Holiday/Who Do You Love?-Jack Johnson
4. Like a Virgin. Any song that pisses of this many people makes the list. Period. Except for Justify My Love. That song pissed people off, but it led to the weakest song on Jay-Z’s Black Album masterpiece, so I’m not putting it on my list.
Bumrush My Love-Public Enemy vs. Madonna
3. Like a Prayer. Because oral sex with Madonna is a religious experience. I just realized that I wrote, “Oral Sex With Madonna.” If that doesn’t drive traffic to my site, I don’t know what will. Oh, wait, I know: “Avril Lavigne Boobies.”
2. Secret. Madonna goes acoustic.
1. Keep It Together. Seriously. This is a really hot tune, with a great party beat.
* I found the original Madonna article at Large Hearted Boy, a truly magnificent blog.
August 25, 2007 at 10:51 am
i always like the song, of course the title escapes me now, but in the video she dances with the black jesus.
September 5, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Come on Keep it together the best Madonna track?
Here’s my Madonna Top Ten
1 - Papa Don’t Preach / Sorry
2 - You’ll See
3 - Like A Prayer
4 - This Used To Be My Playground
5 - Forbidden Love (From Confessions On A Dancefloor)
6 - Into The Groove
7 - Till Death Do Us Part (From Like A Prayer)
8 - Open Your Heart
9 - Vogue
10 - Into The Groove
November 2, 2007 at 8:33 pm
I think she brilliantly navigated her way to media mogul selling sex, and not crassly either.
So I’m a fan of her and what she does, her music not so much.
However, Secret (which I heard by accident somehow) is a great song. Probably the only other madonna song I like. I can’t think of the name of the other one, it’s new though.
November 18, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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January 30, 2008 at 7:46 am
Top 2 Madonna songs (wow, I didn’t even see these on anyone’s top 10 lists!):
-Oh Father
-Live to Tell
March 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
hello bybe
April 16, 2008 at 11:00 am
1. VOGUE 2. BAD GIRL 3. LOVE TRIED TO WELCOME ME 4. PHYSICAL ATTRACTION 5.THE BEAT GOES ON 6. DEAR JESSIE 7. PAPA DON’T PREACH 8. LIVE TO TELL 9. 4 MINUTES
10. I’LL REMEMBER
May 5, 2008 at 10:50 am
1. borderline 2. frozen 3. who’s that girl 4. rain 5. into the groove 6. ray of light 7. express yourself 8. like a prayer. 9. vogue 10. cherish
May 24, 2008 at 11:48 pm
10.devil wouldn’t recognize you
9.drowned world
8.little star
7.secret
6.live to tell
5.holiday
4.impressive instant
3.ray of light
2.justify my love
1.hung up
June 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm
my Madonna Top Ten:
1.-FROZEN 2-THE POWER OF GOODBYE 3.-RAIN 4.- TIME STOOD STILL
5.- TAKE A BOW 6.-NOBODY’S PERFECT 7.-DEVIL WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE YOU
8.-LOVE PROFUSION 9.-SECRET 10.-FORBIDDEN LOVE
June 6, 2008 at 1:33 pm
1.-FROZEN 2.- RAY OF LIGHT 3.- THE POWER OF GOODBYE 4.-TAKE A BOW
5.-DEVIL WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE YOU 6.-GONE 7.- HOLLYWOOD 8.-EASY RIDE
9.-JUMP 10.- SECRET
June 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
4 minutes is the best
June 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm
10. Future Lovers
9. Nobody Knows Me
8. Let It Will Be
7. Die Another Day
6. Music
5. 4 Minutes
4. Hung Up
3. Sorry
2. Vogue
1. Jump
July 24, 2008 at 5:13 am
Greatest Madonna songs of all time? Picking ten is nearly impossible. Fifty might be more appropriate.
10. Secret
9. Hung Up
8. Music
7. Into the Groove
6. Ray of Light
5. Burning Up
4. Like a Virgin
3. Holiday
2. Like a Prayer
1. Vogue
I would put “Nothing Fails” from American Life above perhaps all of these, but I only considered the big ones… if you’re counting all the album tracks it would be impossible to come up with just ten.
August 16, 2008 at 3:22 pm
my top 10 list is:
1. Let it will be (Confession tour version
2. hung up
3. frozen
4.american life
5. vogue
6.paradise /not for me/ original and confession tour version
7. bedtime story
8.erotica /confession tour version/
9.she’s not me
10. ray of light /confession tour
but i love everything song and this list is lying because the i love everything
i love you Madonna Yeaaaah “we can do anything ”
Happy birthday 2008.08.16
Madonna forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!